In which Gordan Ramsay likes to yell about food and his manhood
“You’ve lost the thread you stupid bint!”
Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Asshole
This is the worst place I have ever been
my friend has expired on a shite dumpling.
This menu is choked with vines like the long dead
hanging gardens at Babylon, a tourist mouse
trap for maggots. The Nile’s rise grew
food that even the most devout follower of a Sun God
would not dare to bury with his kin.
If you let your ignorance and failings swallow you
like the tide lapping at the thighs of a galestorm
I will shut this kitchen down.
Is this a spork or a trident? Do you have the eggs
to show me a proper omelet?
What makes you think lionmouth fountains are appropriate?
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